What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:08
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
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Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Can Benadryl cause a false positive for benzodiazepines?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Sed quia omnis delectus ad aliquam.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
How can AI help interior designers?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks